I nearly killed myself today!
Listen to this:
Right now I'm doing the Duke of Edinburgh Awards Scheme. I needed to learn a skill, so I took up a rifle training course (Similar to the Slig Barracks rifle ranges).
Today I took up my Ol' Faithful bolt action rifle and started my training. I had to shoot the little carboard bunnies in the distance. I Took aim and pulled the trigger... but nothing happened!
I waited 30 seconds and tried to unload the barrel when the bloody thing went off and nearly hit me!
Next time I'm using a different rifle!
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"During the Magog Cartel's takeover throughout Mudos, The Glukkons came for the Gabbits, and I did not speak up because I was not a Gabbit. Then they came for the Fuzzles, and I did not speak up because I was not a Fuzzle. Then they came for the Mudokons, and I did not speak up because I was a Slig. Then they came for me, And by that time nobody was left to speak up."
--Anonymous--
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