Yes, I bet I could!
Max is Oddworld Encyclopedia cuz he knows a bunch about what makes Oddworld go round,
Oddsville is the Oddworld Almanac cuz he knows landforms and about the planet and maps and stuff...I guess...
Xavier is the Picture Finder cuz...well, pretty self explanatory...
And I am the Oddworld Janitor, cuz I know how to clean the Oddworld toilets, and what lube works best on slig pants, and...and...OK, I guess I don't know that.
But hey, I wouldn't mind being called Part Time Martian (just look at my avatar) or Asparagus Dude or something. Someone please help me!