Here's some more:
If there's a woman as one of the main characters, she's bound to have implants.
The hero always has time to think up witty phrases and puns to say while using the highest, most difficult form of martial arts.
You never see the main character doing anything normal, like going to the bathroom, watching TV, or anything else.
The main guy ALWAYS stays cool.
The guy who hacks into the security system or alien's information database always wears glasses, is very skinny, and trembles and stutters.
In order to keep your attention, there's an explosion every 5 or 10 minutes.
The main guy always is up to date in everything- the latest fighting techniques, fine wines, dancing...it's hard to figure out how he has time to study all of these AND save the world every day.
There's always the comic relief guy.
The title of the movie has nothing to do with the actual movie.
Usually, you can spot at least 4 or 5 holes in the plot.
If it's a two man team, there's the strict guy, and then there's the goofball.
Have you EVER seen a short, stocky, or bald guy as the main character in an action movie?
For the bad guy's plan to kill the main guy, he always chooses the most elaborate, slowest, easiest-to-get-out-of plan.
The woman never gets even a scratch while fighting, and her hair and makeup stays perfect.
Oh-for that last one, I have an example:
-STAR WARS: EPISODE 2-
1)That queen girl gets clawed on by the tiger thing- the claws rip through her suit perfectly, not cutting the skin AT ALL, and-WOW!- now her suit is in the latest fashion, like Britney Spears!
2)Okay- she's wearing a fashionable white suit now, right? She falls out of the spaceship thing and rolls in the dirt a number of times, but-WOW!- her dress is still perfectly white!
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