[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I found more while lurking at another board:

- During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

- All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

- Most dogs are immortal.

- If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

- It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

- If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

- Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. Even a bad German accent will do.

- If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

- When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill; just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.