Thanks again munchonthis! Oh and umm.... I'm a girl!*snickers*
Chapter11:Back to the streets
After a about 6 hours of getting drunk and eventually grabbing some Weed the bar tender announced that they were closing and we had to drag our carcasses out of there. We stumbled out into the street drunk as a Slig at a barmitzfa. "Wow that wus like...*Stumble* the like..... coolest party ever!" Said Mike fummbling around all over the place. 'Yah lets go in like.... uh year or 70 what uh ya say?" I said slowly and slured. We started walking towards the lake to throw stuff at ducks and probably spend the night there in a box. We started singing noncense and yell at bystanders. "When the *Hic* moon hits yer eyes like a Paramite pie, thats Mudokon...... *Hic* when you dance down da street with a Slog at yer feet, thats Mudokon."(An Oddworld version of that one Italian song that goes somethin like, when the moon hights your eyes like a big pizza pie thats amorie, or something close to that.)"Hey you son of a bitch get away from me," We shouted at a little kid walking past. "eat me you pervert! I hope you rot in uhhh... the ghetto!" The kid ran like hell back home after that. "Hey I'm f***ing tired as shit how 'bout' you Sean?" Asked Mike. "I gotta go to the bathoom first, ya wanna duber cheeseburger while I'm gone?"I asked.(The duber cheeseburger incident was something that happened when my step dad got drunk after a wedding.)"Nah that stuff makes me fell like a waffel if ya know what i meen."He replied. "Yah I really get what ya meen Mike. That stuff makes me feel all waffely too!" I said. I went to the bathroom which was actually just a bush and walked back to the cardboard box that was our home for the night, forgeting my double cheeseburger. "Hey Sean will you tell me a bed time story?" He asked. " How about the story of the ugly Fleech?" I asked. "That sounds good!" He replied. "Once upon a time there was an ugly Fleech, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" I said."That was kinda sad. Tell me one with a lesson to it!" He said. "Okay, this one is the Slig that cried Abe. Once upon a time there was a Slig that looked after the Mudokons. One day he had an idea to play a trick on the Glukkons! He was gonna say that Abe was there and get everyone afraid. But this Slig was smart and knew from the last Slig that if he did that he would be fired and they would give him to Skillya and she had alot of good recipes for big fat liers so he kept his mouth shut. The end!" I looked over at Mike and discoverd that he was sleeping before I had finished. "Aw Sligs are so cute when they're asleep!" I said. I laid my head on a pile of leaves and in about 5 minutes, went to sleep.
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