I already am an evil overlord. Overlord of the forums, that is. It's easy to crush your opponents like a paper-cup - as I've done a few times, but sometimes it's fun to leave them dangling, and make them believe they have a chance of toppling you.
But if I was ruler of the world, I'm afraid that too often I'd conform to your typical overlord. There's no real sense of power if everything's done efficiently - things become systematic and bland. I'd wear extravagant outfits and build bizarre instruments of torture! I'd be a force comparable to no other! I will extend my wrathful tentacles to the farthest reaches of the universe and all will be at my mercy!
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