What other topics!? The one about sandwiches, or the one where we see which care-bear we are? Dear God, even the arguments are getting bland! I know this one is civilized- it's difficult to be truly offended about... I don't even know what you people are debating about! It's not even a good argument anymore! Here, I'll instigate something, then maybe we'll be out of these accursed doldrums-
I love abortions! Mm mm, nothing like the smell of forcebly ejected fetuses in the morning! Boy howdy, wouldn't it be grand if we could all just get abortions whenever we feel like it, or even when we don't!
Pregnant woman- "Doctor, I'm worried. My husband's foot is just getting worse, and he refuses to go to the hospital!
Doctor- Hmm, that is serious. Better have an abortion, just to make sure
(Doctor pulls out comically large phillips-head screw driver, pries embryo from it's womb with a loud "Pop" like a wine cork, everybody dances. Fade to black)
See, isn't it wonderful!? I defy any of you to defend your namby-pamby "Pro-life" opinions now! Anyone who is even remotely anti-abortion's opinions are herbeby labeled "dumb", and I personally hate them!
There, let's have some fun.
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