Pick a topic in General Discussion at random. £10 says it'll be in the top 3.
Here's one that would be suicidal in the Edge forums:
Pikmin is crap!
Here's a relevant couple:
I love Abe his soooooo cooll but Much roxs to!!!!!?!?!
wat oddworld cretur is da best?!?!??!??!????!???!!!!?????!!??!?!?!!
