[Dequibenzo]

Okay, here's the rules. Everybody gets two shots at suggesting the dumbest, most irrelivant, pointless thread topic possible. Then I'll post a survey so we can vote, and, once a winner has been picked, I'll post the champion and we'll discuss it in all it's vapid glory!
And none of those "Hey, U B my frend!" types, these have to actually be discussible, albeit really badly

My entries- Which kind of inoperable cancer are you?
- If you were a vampire, what brand of breakfast cereal would you eat?