Chapter7:Taxi
"Anakin? Helo? Helooooo?" Were the hell was Anakin? i searched for him all over the place and then i finnaly found him. "Ana AAAHHHHH!!!! Holy f**k he's dead!!!!*Taps plays* Oh well. decreases the surpluse population." I said. I stole his lightsaber and his wallet. The wallet was surprizingly heavy. After that I walked back into the city and decided to take a taxi since I had money now. "Taxi....... taxi....... TAXI!!!!" I shouted. "Here let me help you, you gotta do it like this. YO BITCH GET THE F**K OVER HERE!" Shouted a Slig that seemed like the only nice person i met here so far. Soon enough a taxi drove up with a little Mudokon in it that had a strange African accent. "Costomah!!!!" She shouted. "Hey thanks! Whats your name?" I asked. "I'm Mike. So you'r new to here?" "Ya, it seems like everyone here is a bitch." "You got that right! So were'd you come from, Rupture Farms?" "Nah, Soulstorm brewery." "Aw I heard that place sucks ass!" He said "It's not as bad as it seems." "So were are you going?" "The Salty Slog for Pina Colada night. " You like Pina Coladas too? Oh my Odd I love those things!!!!" " Hey ah you two comin in here or what?" Yelled the taxi driver. "Ya ya ya we're coming." I said. We got into the taxi. "My name is Lavinia where I take you?" She said. "La what?" I asked "Lavinia." She said. "Cablinia?" "Lavinia!" "Oh,Shashimia." "LAVINIA!!!" She shouted. "Okay Lavinia I got it now." I said. "So where I take you?" "To the Salty Slog please." Said Mike. "So whats your name?" Asked Mike. "Sean." I said. "Hey you listen to music?" Asked Lavinia. "What kind of.." Before I could finish she turned on the radio and put on some horrible Intern rap music and to top it all of she sang along with it. "EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH....... EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.." She wasn't paying attention to the road anymore and started swerving around the road.*BEEP*" Whatch it ya idiot!!!." Screamed another taxi driver."CUMQUAT!!!She shouted out the window."Jerk." "Please don't sing that song anymore and watch the road okay?" I yelled over the music blasting through the speakers. "Okay, no more music." She turned off the blazing speakers and I could finnaly hear again."We here, now how you be paying me?" She asked. "Here I got the money." I said. "Thank you, come again!" She said and drove away singing that horrible song."Well I'm glad that was over!" Mike said
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