Chapter6: Millenium Falcon
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" I shouted in horror as I was being beamed into the spacecraft. "Beam me up Scoty!" Shouted an alien at the entrance of the ship. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" After what seemed like hours I was in the ship.It was full of very tall very skinny aliens that were a brilliant silver. They had no eyes, mouth, or anything at all on their faces."Moo moo moo moo moo moo." Said an alien. "Huh?" I said. "Opps sorry wrong language, I thought you were a cow when we saw you eating grass back there. My bad. Anyway welcome to the Millenium Falcon. We come in peace and we just want to perform a few harmless tests such as an anal probe." "Oh thats a releif.... what did you say?! An anal what?!!!" "Probe. It's when we insert a.." "I know what it is you cow-inside out turner!!!!" I shouted. "If you are not going to cooperate then we will have to use force on you. YO JIMMY! GET THE DUCT TAPE!" He shouted. Or she. You can never tell with foruners. They grabbed me and duct tapped me to a table. One of them grabed stick with a circle at the top with little nobs sticking out of it. "AHHHHHHHHH!! Don't stick that thing up my ass you alien bitch!!!!" I shouted "Resistance is futil weak Mudokon! By the time you can recover from having a big hoobajoo stuck up your ass we will have allready destroyed your filthy excuse for a planet!!!" shouted the alien. "Not so fast you dill-doe!!" Shouted an unkown voice. "Oh f***k it's Obi-Wan and Anakin!!!" Shouted another alien. They turned on their lightsabers and started chopping the aliens in half. What looked like a peice of alien intestine splatterd on my arm. "Ewww!! Hey what the hell is going on here?" Some kid came up to me and chopped off the duct tape. "Hi I'm Anakin and you should get the hell out of here!" "But what's going on?!!" "Just sit down and shaddap! Here put on this parachute!" We jumped out of the Millenium Falcon and plummeted to the ground. "Para what?" I asked. "Parachute!" "Parakeet?" "No, parachute!" "Parafin?" "NOO,! Para-*Splat*-medic." "Ohh parachute! Okay!" I pulled the cord and let the parachute out. "Wow that was fun, right Anakin! Anakin? Oh well, he must of gone to tell someone."
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