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Chapter5: Sin City
A huge mean looking Big Bro Slig greeted me as the hovermajig landed on the ground. "Um hi! Do you know how to..." "The names Brandon, don't wear it out or you'll have ta buy me a new one. There's a tour bus coming in about one min so hold yer horses it's coming soon. Hey it's early, now get goin ya idiot!!!" Shouted Brandon. He pushed me into a dirty looking bus that said ELUM TOUR INDUSTRIES on the side. "Wait do you know how to get to.." *SLAM* The door closed before I could finish. And unfourtunatly it closed right on my toe."Owowowow!!!! Open the door my foot's stuck in it!!!" I shouted in pain."Ya want me to open the door for ya? Well I wanted an Elum since I was in Gymborie but my f****ing parents were too cheap ta get me one!!! Now do you want me to open the door for ya?!!!" Shouted the bus driver who was a Glukkon that obviously was one of the rare ones that got their factory blown up or something. His name tag said Phleg. "So weres yer money?" "Huh?" "You don't have any money?" "Uh no." "Then what the hell are ya doin on my bus you freeloader?!!!" Finnaly he opened the door setting free my toe but also throwing me out in the middle of traffic. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I shouted as a taxi zoomed past my head. "Get out of the road you f***ing idiot!!!" Shouted the driver. "Hey watch you'r mouth you crab-ass!!" I screeched."Oh shhhhhhhit!!!!!!" There was a huge double-decker bus zooming right at me. I ducked and it went right over me. "Holy f***ing poop on a stick i'm outta here!!" I ran lik hell to the side of the road but instead of the ussual concrete sidewalks it was grass. "Hey cool whats this green shtuff?" I bent over and started eating it to see if it tasted good but it didn't. "Augh gross!!! Who eats this stuff?" "No one ya pig. It's grass haven't ya ever seen it before?!!" Shouted a girl Slig that looked like she was older than the allmighty raisin. " Actualy no I haven't. I'm from Soulstorm brewery and they don't let us outside." "Then what the hell are ya doin here?! Get back ta work! I'll tell ya these young whipersnappers now a days are nothin but trouble. Eating grass who'd ever do such a stupid thing like that!!!" she half mutterd to herself. Next to the grass I had just spit out was a sign that read AREA 51. KEEP OUT ALIEN ACTIVITY HAS BEEN REPORTED HERE. all around the sign people had drawn things like a Slig being abducted by an alien spacecraft, and they wrote things like 'take me to you'r leader' and 'we come in peace'. I walked a bit farther into area 51 and saw strange circles in the grass that seemed to have been burned there. I started to get a bit scared but encouraged myself now and then. "Aliens. Ha!! Who'd ever beleive in that shit?!" I said to myself. "You'd be surprised how many do!" Said a strange voice. "Huh? Who said that? What?" Suddenly I was surounded by a blue light and was floating in the air. I looked up and saw a gigantic flying saucer beaming me up into it. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Mommy help!!! Ahahahahaha!!! I want my stuffed aminal AHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
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