[Jacob]

Ermmm...my family dont have many.

Family Slang:
Funny 'uns: Homosexuals.

That lot: Homosexuals...again.

Cuppa cha': Cup of Tea.

(Thats it for my family)

Friend Slang:
I'm sowi: Im sorry.

I lurrrve you: I love you.

Mwwwwwwah: Mwah (Kiss)

(Thats that...now my slang.)

My slang:
Of course i love you: Of course i love you...so long as you dont lose your good looks or nice personality.

I love you and if anyone gives me funny looks whilst i hug you i will laugh...like this...HA HA HAAAA: I love you, and if anyone gives you funny looks whilst i hug you i will laugh...like this...HA HA HAAAA...before going behind your back and bitching about you.

I have no regrets: I have no regrets...apart from meeting you.

I dont hold no grudges against you: I hold MASSIVE grudges against you and i cant wait until the right time to cut you down to size.

I love you, not him: I love him, not you.

I wouldn't try speaking to him now, he may have a go at you: Shit, dont speak to him now...he may start to like you again!!

I will always be truthful with you: I lie.

Nahhh, he hardly ever talks about you: He speaks about you loads, and we bitch, and laugh at your expense...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

I got over what you did to me ages ago, i love you now!!: My heart still hurts from what you did to me ages ago. Only when i make you cry in public and ignore you and barge past you can i even start to THINK about forgiving you.

(So you see, mine are quite lengthy and...nasty. But honestly, im well within my right to do that to her. After what she did to me.)