Jesus could have been an Alien, but also a fake.
Miracal: Walking on Water.
How: It was shallow water.
Miracal: Curing deadly illness'.
How: They were minor illness', but the Dr's those days didn't know this and so thought "Wow, Jesus has cured this man from a fatal disease!!" when it was really a common cold.
Miracal: Giving lots of bread to people aswell as fish.
How: He had hidden quantities.
Miracal: Coming back to life.
How: He never sodding died, thats how!!
Miracal: Being Gods child, with no intervention from man.
How: You can get pregnant from not having sexual intercourse.
Conclusion:
Basically Jesus was a normal guy who basically was a fraudster. Congratulations to him for pulling it off. Also, Jesus is a bastard, since i do not believe God and Mary were married.
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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