OMG. This site is hilarious!
Okay... it's sad that it's made to be serious, but I found it funny...
"Marty's involvement with pornography is just a symptom, Jesse ---"
"That's right, he needs Jesus!"
Well I'm happy that my parents are
normal and aren't like Marty's nor Jesse's...
From the Doctor Death comic:
"DIE, you murdering scum!" Now here's logic...
And I'm sure happy I found out the truth about rock music...