[Statikk HDM]

I have heard lots of stuff about aliens
First you have the incredulous. They say "Aliens, no ****in' way"
Than you have the conspiracy freaks. They advance all sorts of kooky theories suggesting massive government coverups and think that the men in black movies and comic books don't veer to far from the truth.
Then you have the Anal probed. You know, the people who claim to have been abducted on such respected shows as Sally and Ricki Lake.
I have even heard the theory that aliens are NOT advanced beings, merely evil spaceship clad demons who enjoy cow torture, anal probing and impregnating the innocent with Hellspawn, and gathering intellegence
And you can't forget the classic Orwellian peoople who think the war of the worlds is gonna go down any day now. Those aliens are lusting after our minerals, our tasty fleshy bodies that make the perfect jerky, and our planet which would make a great new home because those skanky space fornicators overpopulated Slarg.
Last, but certainly not the least, are your interstellar hippies. They want you to believe that aliens are so stinking perfect. It is some huge galactic Utopia out there, and all the little space cases want to do is help us out. Think about it. Could the Internet really be the product of a species that just learned to go ugg and make flint 20,000 years ago? Hell no! those great aliens brought us where we are today. Ghandi was an alien, and so was Martin Luther King Junior, and the Beatles and all peace lovers and great ones everywhere. Gretzky and many athletes were aliens. Did I mention Deacon Jones was from planet Fdashhflh? Edison and Marconi and anyone else who made something that involved electricity were super gifted alienst too. Garnax bless those saintly and altruistic beings. o what do you think about the stereotyping, do these accurately describe you or are you some other archetype. Tell me, an inquiring mind needs to know!