Chapter2:Lunch
This was what my day was like. I woke up, I went to work, I ate lunch, I worked some more, then I went to bed. That was what every Mudokon did every day. Sounds like fun dosn't it? Anyway it was finaly lunch time. Todays lunch was pocket lint and cooking grease so I was happy. I found a seat and soon after my friend Jackie sat down next to me. She is not my girlfriend she's just my friend and she's a girl okay!!! "Hey Jackie." I said. "Hey Sean. There serving pocket lint again, and leftover Paramite fertilizer so if you want some there giving it for free." Said Jackie. "There giving out free Paramite fertilizer?! Holy f***k what will they think of next?!" Unfourtunatley we get stuff that can barely be called food while the Sligs get to chomp down on roadkill and whatever unlucky creature they can shoot. They get the good life those cheap mother f****ing bastards!!!!! After I got back from the lunch line that I was in for 2 hours I got back to the table, sat down, picked up my fork, then heard the bell ring so I had to throw it all out. "Man they don't give us enough time!!!" I shouted. "Well you should have gotten there earlier like I did. You know how crowded the lines get when theres free stuff." Said Jackie. "Well who gives a f***k now 'cause theres nothing we can do about it." I said. We trudged back to our mining pits but before we left Jackie told me something that would change my life. "Hey Sean, did you hear about Pina Colada Monday at the Salty Slog? They're giving away Pina Coladas all night for free, and I know how much you love them." Said Jackie. "WHAT!!!!! Pina Coladas for free all night?!!!! Holy poop on a stick i'm going!!!!"
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