[oddling]

Chapter1:Morning

*BEEP BEEP*.........*BEEP BEEP*......*BEEP BE* * SMASH* "Damn alarm clock!!" I shouted. It was 2:30 A.M, time to haul my sorry tush out of bed and go get myself beat up. I hate mornings. I hate Sligs. I hate cheesy internet forums about some stupid game about some blue thing named Abe that saved some race of some things that are going to be made in to some tasty snack. I hate alot of things but lets not get into that because there are some things I hate that may be unsuitable for children. I like Jackie. I like Sci-Fi movies. I love Pina Coladas. There are many things I like but I LOVE Pina coladas. I'm a slave laborer at Soulstorm brewery and I'm in paradise!!!!! I sound crazy but what more could a Pina colada lover/Sci-Fi liker/Cheesy internet forums about some stupid game about some blue thing named Abe that saved some race of things that are going to be made into some tasty snack hater/slave laborer want? Anyway it was back to the old bone mines and it sucked A*S. "Hey Sean whats up?" Asked my friend Jackie."The sky." I replied "I don't get it." Said Jackie."Well you said whats up and i said the sky so the sky is whats up, and it is up in the air so... you get it right?" "No I don't get it." "Oh screw it allready!!!!"I shouted."Hey you wanna go make fun of the special ed Sligs or soemthing tonight?" Asked Jackie."Okay but first I wanna flush that cherry bomb down the toilet." I said. "Yah i've been waiting forever to do that!!!" Said Jackie."Holy s**t I got to get to work! My stupid Sligs gonna kill me! Litteraly!!!!" I shouted and ran up the 5 flights of stairs, and tripped on the last step, then tummbled all the way down to the bottom and got a possible broken arm. Then I ran all the way up again and started digging before my Slig could get back from the crapper."You'r late idiot." Said my Slig."No i'm not, I'm early for tomorrow!" I said."I don't give a ratz a*s what you call it now get to work!!" He shouted then wacked me about 17 times over the head. By the time it was lunch I had a lump the size of f**ing Asia on my head, and my arm poking out in a weird position. The average every day condition of a Mudokon slave.

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