soccer is brainnumbing. I know it predates Hockey by like five millenia, but doesn't it just seem like some drunk dilettantes version of the manly blade wearing brawl on ice collectively known as Hockey. No sin bin, instead, wussy cards. No checking and very little physical contact. Field is too big. The goalies aren't aweinspiring in their barbaric pad wearing glory, the just look like tipsy mooks wearing festive colored shirts. Not a lot of scoring. Violent after game riots in which you could lose your life in or at the very least get bashed with a beer bottle to the noggin. Face it, it may be the most popular sport that by no means makes it the best sport. Look at popular music. Using a soccer hooligans logic, Nsync is better musically than Soundgarden. Don't make me vomit.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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