Poor thing.. No caffeine?
HOW HORRIBLE!
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Now my story
I was walking as usual (Actualy not as usual becouse I normally drive with my mercedes benz)
And I was thinking: coffwee gi bedwi....
Yes I was drunk becouse one big jerk puttet 1000000000000 litres alcohol in my bags o coffee!
So I was so drunk as a skunk and hitted a Palmtree!
I was thinking wait a god forgotten minute!
PALMTREES DON"T GROW IN HOLLAND!
So I said to a guy I never had knownd THERE IS GROWING A F*CKIN FREAKIN PALMTREE HERE!!!
The dude said:....THATS a boabob tree......
THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL YOU FREAKING BASTARD!
The dude said: Why do you yell at me?....
I said:.........Well....YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE!
And I slammed his head into 11200940385938485854346596874 pieces..... or were it 3936658654766767565476767667 pieces?
Anyway he was dead becouse his head was in 11200940385938485854346596874 or in 3936658654766767565476767667 pieces...
And all the girls runned to me and were saying: ooooooow GimmeCoffee! Your so sexy!
DA ENDING OF DA END OF THIS SILLY STORY THAT ENDS...
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Freaky Freddy is always drinkin my coffee!
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