Hey I have another story bout coffee!!!!!I just got back from Alf's Rehab and tea due to that inncident with da capuccino machine,when I went to da coffee shop ta uuuuhh.......get some coffee!When all of a sudden it blows up!!!!And it hurt too cause i was right next to da counter!!!!I went flying across the parking lot and hit a windshield.*crack*I didn't know if dat was my neck or da poor cars windshield dat cracked like dat but it hurt."You blew up my pop-tart!!!!!!!!"Screamed a Mudokon."No the coffee store just blew up and blew me across da parking lot and i hit dis windshield!!!!"I said"Oh you poor thing!!!!Come on over for some cookies."so i went over to da Mudokons house for some cookies."I guess you want some coffee then since you were at the coffee shop."Said the Mudokon and got me some coffee.Before i could take sip she grabbed it out of my hands and said"Oh look at you poor thing!!You need to go to the hospital!!!!!"She threw da cup of coffee over her shoulder and took me to da hospital."Hmmmmm.Here take this mop," "Yah," "Go down to da cafiteria," "Yah." "And move it back and forth like dis."Said da doctor."Okay...hey wait a sec!!!!!"He jumped out da window and started screaming crazily.Then a real doctor came in and told me he tied him up and pretended ta be da doctor but he was a quack.He said I broke my neck and should just lie down and play video games fer a couple of days.After all dat I asked a nurse if she could bring me a cup of coffee.She seemed nice and was kinda pretty.I took a sip and realized something wa horribly wrong."AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!It's decaf!!!!!!!!"I shouted."Sorry thats all we have."Said the nurse."So how long do I have to stay here then?"I asked."For a broken Slig neck?Errrrrrrrr abotu 2 years." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Two years without caffine!!!!!!!!!!!
So do ya like it?It's kinda stupid but we're all stupid on the inside.
Oddling
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