Chapter8 out of 10 sligs are lazy:One heck of a big hangover
After getting all wrinkley from sitting the hot tub for too long I decided to walk around the village and see the different things.There were markets with stores selling paramite pies and jewelry,librarys with books that weren't about the history of Rupture Farms or crap like that,day cares where Gabbit,Slig and Mudokon children played a game called Slig,Slig,Scrab*a remake of duck,duck,goose*and Fishergabbits chased worryfish through the water.So far I thought this place was pretty nice.About 3 hours later a horn sounded and Zebudar came."It is time for the feast.We will be going to a special place we call Terra and have the feast there,since all of the tribes will be joining us.There will be Nytomian the Slig leader,Orandan the Mudokon leader,and Zap the Gabbit leader."Said Zebudar.I followed him to what looked like an ancient ruin and sat at a table next to Sendral."Is this cool or what?!"Asked Sendral.Suddenly there was silence and a Slig,Mudokon,and a Gabbit seated themselves at each side of the table."Greetings fellow cousins of the Laptono,Dactarian,and Frazinon tribes!"Boomed a Gabbit which was obviously Zap the Gabbit leader."Sent to us were two travlers from the horrid Magog Cartel!Little newcomers,we have so tonight celebrate,we shall!"Like all the other native creatures,these Gabbits were different.These ones were a deep blue,with orange stripes.All of the leader however had colorful spikes coming out of the back of thier heads.Some Mudokon waiters brought heaping plates of grilled Paramite,and roasted Scrabs.Me and Sendral stayed away from the Slurg brains though."I think I'm going to like this place!"I said.That night I was so full Zebudar had to carry me back to my hut."I geuss you had fun didn't you?"Asked Zebudar."Did I have fun?Did I have fun?!Holy crap I had fun!!!!!Why wouldn't I have had fun?!!"I yelled in a drunk voice.Zebudar dropped me on my bed with an exhausted grunt,said goodnight and left.The next morning I was puking my guts out from a massive hangover.
Will Ed and Sendral fit into the tribe?Will they learn the tribes cultures and lifestyles?Will Ed keep tossing his cookies from his hangover?Tune in next time to find out!Call now to order your copy of The History of Rupture Farms for only five payments of $59.99!!!!!Call in the next 30 seconds and get 99 cents off of your purchase!!!!Must be 18 or older to order.
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