[oddling]

Oh man let's not get into this again.I may be a slig but I don't like gettin in trouble.Let's end dis thing before it starts okay?I didn't mean ta be nasty I just wanted ta do sometin funny.And if I was the leader of a bunch of little demons I would turn them into flying monkeys and give them lightsabers and lazer blasters!!!!!First I would go to the Glukkon retirment home and make faces at them behind glass like when ya put yer face on a car window it gets all flat and stuff.Any way I would do that until they get sad,then blast 'em with some Dracon beams,then free my fellow sligs and tell them ta be my slaves and get high ranking positions or they would suffer like the rest of the world,then the ones that didn't cooperate would be sent to the tear extractors and would be set on high voltage.Then I would make all the coffee cold exept for mine and the sligs that agreed to join,then get a pack of rabid Fleechs and use mind control to make them bite everyone once then go to the hospitals and get rid of all the rabies shots and if anyone makes some more and tries ta give it ta someone bite 'em abain and put 'em in a dungeon.Then everyone would have rabies and die slowly and the people who are still alive and are dyind too slowly I'll just shoot with a Dracon beam and then Earth would be hell.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

EDIT:Opps.I forgot not everyone knows who Zim is.It's a cartoon on Nickleodeon and that little thing complaining about burritos and singing the doom song is his stupid robot G.I.R.Well Zim is an Irk and they want ta take over every planet in da universe and Zim is trying ta take over Earth.They don't like him cause he is stupid and annoying and they don't even know Earth exists but they think there is a planet somwhere out there so they send him there thinking he'll just keep on going forever never returning back home but he finds it and is trying ta take it over unsuccsesfuly.and G.I.R's story is that every Irk invader gets a helper robot but there good ones but the leaders don't want ta waist a good robot on Zim so they go to the trash can and make on out of an old frozen yougurt machine so dats why he's stupid.Wow dis was a long post!!!!
Oddling