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Okay I'm wrighting this in an animal testing labritory in California cause i turned into a slig and no one knows what a slig is any more!!!!So....get me outta here!!!!!!

Chapter7 dollars and75 cents:The lost tribe of the Sligs

We were on our way through the desert to the ancient tribes of the Sligs and Mudokons.Our journey started well,we were kind of exited."Ed this is the greatest!!"Said Sendral."Uhh okay."I replied.But by lunch time,we were getting kind of tired."How much longer?"Pondered Sendral.But by dinner it was unnbearable.*Sendral falls over and sound efect plays*"It's because of you we're in this mess!!This bites!!!Can I go home?"Protested Sendral.You might expect one of those train things to go whizzing by our heads and a bone falling out of it but this ain't Abe's Exoddus.Opps,ain't ain't a word cause it ain't in the dictionary!Actually it is but thats off subject."It's just about a mile or so and then we're there."I said.About half an hour later we found what we had been searching for.The lost tribes of the Sligs and Mudokons."Welcome weary travlers to the Laptono and Dactarian tribes!I am Zebudar and am happy to be at your service!!We do not have many visitors so we are honored to have you be our guests!!!!Please allow me to show you to your new homes."Said a native Slig who called himself Zebudar.The native Sligs wheren't the average green.They were black with neon green stipes running down from the base of thier necks to the end of thier backs.They looked kind cooler than regular sligs.We followed Zebudar until we came to a Mudokon guide."Hello.I am Rapthpue(Actually spelled Raptue but he has a lisp).I am thze Mudokon twibe guide.Pleazthe letth me
thow you tho your new home."Said a highly lisped Mudokon named Raptue.Once again these Mudokons were not average.they were cooler looking than thier slave brothers like the sligs and were a dark purple with yellow hair.Raptue took Sendrals hand and brought her into a small boat,assumingly to take her across the stream to the Mudokon tribe."Please follow me.Our tribe leader Nytomian will be holding a feast tonight for your arrival."Said Zebudar.I followed him to a line of huts and he showed me into one.It was a considerably larger size than the others and had a deep bubbling pool in the middle of the room."Since you are one of our less fortionat working brothers,you get a larger hut with a relaxing hot spring to cool off."Said Zebudar."Cool!!!Wow this is the good life!I don't have to pay you or anything do I?""No.Your coming itself has been all worth the while.I hope you enjoy your home!!!I will see you at the feast tonight."Said Zebudar.He then left and I decided to jump in the new hot tub I just got for free."CANNON BALL!!!!!!"I shouted I as I jumped in.I thought to myself.Even after all of this I still felt worried.I was bugged about what this Nytomian guy was like,what Sendral was doing,but something else I didn't know about still nagged at me.But what?


What is bothering Ed?Will the tribe exept Ed and Sendral?Will Eds pants get rusted cause he jumped in a hot tub with them on and he wasn't suposed to?Tune in next time to find out!!!Call Slig supervisor travel agency now to reserve a trip to Maki-Maki island!!!Run with and from wild Scrabs,splash with Sea-Rexes in the ocean,and be pamperd by cannablistic natives!!!!!