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Originally posted by Chris the Slig
How on oddworld could any creature love a slig! a big mask covering their facial features, tentacles on the end of their mouth, no legs and trigger-itchy fingers. 
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To tell ya da truth,I like sligs.
Say I'm disgusting,say I'm wierd but I eeeerrr........I don't know really.I just like 'em!I think they sound kinda cute and there so...so.....CUTE!!!!!The closest theory I can think of is(A)I'm a slig in disguize and i don't know it cause some other sligs from another factory came and declared war when i was a baby so my parents shipped me off ta some stinky planet called Earth so they could save thier race of sligs.Earth is stinky!!!!!Or(B)I used ta be a slig in a past life but got shot er sometin so now i'm stuck as sometin called a human.this really sucks cause now I can't shoot Mudokons!!!i'mnot even allowed ta have a gun!!!!!!Wow I'm showing my slig side and I'm not supposed ta!!!Quick get the tranquilizers!!!!Oh crap!!!I'm turning into a slig!!!!HEEEELP!!!!!We're screwed!!!Pants pants i need some pants!!!!!!!(Goes crazy and thinks everything looks like a Mudokon)*BANG*Woooooo-hooooo!!!!Take dat stupid Mud!!!!!!Hahahahahahahah!!!!!Muahahahahahah Bwaaahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!
Oddling *Earth is stinky!!!!