A place were they play nothing but country,rap,and polka on da radio,all that is on TV is Barney,Pokemon,and Teletubbies,there is NO ODDWORLD,your a smelly Glukkon,and the coffee is cold!!!!Heres what I tink dat would be like.You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you can't feel your legs.You try to pull of da covers but your arms are stuck in your pajamas and you find you have no legs and your arms are now what you walk on.You realize in horror you turned into a smelly old Glukkon overnight and worst of all you have rabies!!!!!!You walk down stairs,well actually you fall and graba cup of coffee.You take a sip and find it is cold,but no matter how much you heat it up the coffee will not get hot!!!You put on da radio and Garth brookes is playing,you hate country so you turn the daila nd L.L Cool J is on and you also hate rap.You then change the station again and some horrible polka band is playing.you keep changing da station but all dat is on is Polka rap and country.You switch on d boob tube but all dat is on is Barney.Pokemon and Teletubbies.You are so unhappy you search for the one sure fire cure.A playstation with Abe's Exoddus in it.You search throught the cabinets but it is gone!!!!You run out da door screaming help help but no one answers.Suddenly you see aa army of little demons with lightsabers and guns.Leading them is a dark hooded figure."Who are you?!!!!"You ask."I am me.Me is I.I am the ultimate evil.Bow down before me or you shall suffer the consiqunces!!!"You hear a small high pitched voice complaining about a burrito and then the dark creature lifts it's hood.To your surprise it is invader Zim and behind him all the little demons are not little demons,they are JACOB!!!!!You run in fear but an electric wall block your way such as in oddworld.You can not stop in time and you run through the wall and immediatly feel a searing pain.you look at your hands and they are a mere collection of little blue dots forming the shape of your hand.you realized you have been electrocuted and have been atomized.Everything goes black and the last thing you hear is "I'm gonna sing da doom song now!Doom doom doom doom!!!"
Creapy huh?
Oddling
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