Can I get some feedback? And I spelled Butfase like that cause it's supposed to be like Aslik. You wouldn't really see someone named Buttface would you or Ass lick?
Chapter 4 something: "Butfase"
"What is the meaning of this interruption!!!!??" Boomed Butfase. "It's not my fault!!! They started making fun of me for studying the Mudokon!!!! Then they..." "I don't care what you did you mechanical pants ninny!!! I don't need these idiots trailing behind me saying you play with Mudokons!!!! "He sputtered." I don't play with them I study them!! I'm interested in thier cultures and lifestyle. Whats wrong with that?" I protested. "Don't you understand!!??? Sligs and Mudokons don't go together!!!!! Unless you want to be a Meddle like your father was!!!! He was nothing but a worthless piece of dirt; you want to end up like that!?? I don't have time for this, stop liking Mudokons or you're getting an early retirement!!!! GET BACK TO WORK ALL READY!!!!!!! Oh, and you have moldy pop-tart on your chin, thought you'd like to know," He shouted. You may think early retirment is good, but here retirement is death. Once you reach 30 years old they shoot you. Defeated, I trudged back to my bunk. "This place bites!!! Why is it that just because I like mudokons means I'm an outcast? I feel like that Elf from Rudolf the red nosed reindeer who wanted to be a dentist!" Suddenly I had an idea; a wonderful idea. A terrible idea. I had a wonderfully terrible idea! "I know!!! I'll runaway from this place and while I'm at it, blow it up!!! Yaaah, that's a great idea!!! Then I can go make my own pop-tart factory from the ruins and get some moolah!!! Wow!!! Life is good!!" I said. I started packing up the little things I had. Some gas for my pants, my stuffed slog Mr.TinkeyWinks, a blanket, and a box of pop-tarts. "Call me mint jelly cause I'm on the lamb!!!" I shouted, and snuck out into the night.
Will Ed make it out of the factory in one piece? Will he blow it up successfully? Will he ever stop sleeping with a stuffed slog!? Tune in next time to find out! Brought to you by Soulstorm Flail Ale. It's upchuckalicious!!!
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