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06-01-2002, 11:21 PM
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(1) - How the Hell can you talk to your parents about that. What if they had Christian parents? What if they had a entire Christian family? What if their parents were deaf and blind!? And its not a good thing to drop into convo is it;

"Mum, could you pass the peas please. Thanx. Oh, yeh and how do you know if your gay? Cos im having these weird feelings for this lad i know...and i am confused and dont know what its all about."

(2) - I do know slang...just not American slang. Cos American slang is useless.

(3) - LOL...i sooo cannot believe you!! One of my friends is 16, she has had sex with 3 guys...married none of them. Now she is in a stable relationship still having sex...she lost her virginity before the legal age. Is she a slut Pinky? I do not think so. However, i have another friend (Cos im popular like that, you see) who goes around, gets pissed and does oral with most guys...ok, now i except that, thats a good definition of a slut. She hasn't had many stable relationships...but he has been with both sexes...so...i guess she is on a one way trip to Hell, rite?

(4) - Pinky, you cant be 100% sure that your parents tell you everything. Also, you said that your dad got converted to Christianity when meeting your mum rite? That means i bet he had tonnes of pre-marital sex.

(5) - I wont be alone, i personally think that Hell would be a more relaxed chilled out place. If the Bible is anything to go by (Which it isn't cos its a pile of shite) then Heaven will have a load of tight arses up there who do it missionary style all the time.

Also, Pinky is it a sin to have sex and get pleasure from it in your religion...im confused about that? Also...is it a sin to have different positions during intercourse...as i am also confused about that. (They are serious Q'z by the way)
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