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Chapter 2: "Pop-tarts from Christmas"
When Rex hit the ground he went off screaming, "AHHAHAHA Dad! Dad! He hit me and gave me a boo-boo!WAHAHAHAH!!!" "Ohhhhh were're telling on you!!!! You're in trouble, you're in trouble!!!" They shouted. "Wait guys, no!!! I didn't mean to!!!! Please don't tell on me!!!!!! Oh man!" I realized I really did it this time. I was about to get in so much trouble it would be worse than being hired to invade planet Splorch, home of the slaughtering rat people." "#15 report to Butfase's office immediately. That will be all." Said the cheap voice of the announcement system. As I waited in a long line into the head Glukkons office, it seemed as if it were death row. Then suddenly I discovered something wet dribbling onto the floor, and found that I had just wet myself." Man what I would give for a pop-tart right now," I said to myself. Then I uncovered a cold disgusting old pop-tart in my pocket." Well it's better than nothing!" I said as I shoved the mold encrusted, roach infested pop-tart into my mouth." "Next!" screeched the waiting line slig. "Next....NEXT!!!" I then found I was next in line and forgot all about the mess on the floor I made, and the pop-tart from Christmas falling out of my mouth, and just focused on what lied ahead of me. I stepped through the door that seemed like hells gates and there he was. Sitting in a spinning, genuine Paramite leather chair was the boss of all bosses.... Butfase.

Will Ed survive Butfase? Will he be pulverized or blown to bits? Will he ever finish eating his pop-tart? Find out in the next chapter!!! Brought to you by Weenie babies!!! Sausage has never been this much fun!!!!