Opening Soon!
SCRAB-O-RAMA
Hunting Preserve & Boneyard
See: Scrabs attack clumsy mudokon employees!
Hear: Slurgs pop inderfeet!
Feel: The gentle caress of multiple fleeches tongues!
brought to you by Soulstorm Mining Co.
That's what the stone says. The Scrab-O-Rama was a gladiatorial intertainment sponsored by Soulstorm Mining Co. in the Mudanchee Vaults. It was a place where the customer could come and watch sad little mudokon scrubs be fed to scrabs (kind of like the Christians to the lions in ancient Rome). It was also a hunting preserve where sligs and glukkons with slig lackeys could come and shoot some scrabs just for fun. I imagine that they had some other cheap sadistic entertainment planned as well and I hope that maybe we will get to see it when it opens.
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