Chapter 2: The epic begins
Well, it all started out in the quiet village of... oops, wrong story. Anyway, it was when I started my patrol on the catwalk. A Mudokon was busy washing the floor and I started studying it's curious ways of how it made the floor so clean you could slip and break your squeedily-splooch if you were not careful. The Mudokon stopped working and stared at me for a second. "Will you please, for the last time, stop studying me!!!! Odd your like a Vykker or something hovering over my shoulder all the time looking at what I'm doing. Well it's pretty obvious but I'm washing the floor. WHAT IS SOOOO AMAZING ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!Day after day... why can't you be a normal slig and beat me up or something, even thats better than you staring at me all the time!!!!" Shouted the Mudokon. "Uhhhhh is that Dr.Clean or Mr.Cleanser your using?" I pondered "AAAAAAARGH!!!!" I decided to leave the Mudokon alone after that. Thats when #472 came; Rex. "Hey brainiac ya havin fun with your wittle Mudokons? "He said in an annoying baby tone. "Heh good one Rex. Ya heh heh..." chimed in his stupid goonies. "You guys are just jealous cause I get to patrol the catwalk and you get to clean the bathrooms." "Oh yeah? You think you're so tough? Why don't you fight? Or are you a little scaredy slurg? Scaredy slurg, scaredy slurg!!! Oh look I'm a little baby wahhhhh!!!! Your mom sucks Fleeches!!!!" Thats when he crossed the line. With that I whacked him on the head with my gun and sent him flying over the railing. "Ohhhhhhh your in trouble now!!!! Were're telling the boss on you !!!!" They said. Now I was in deep water. What did I get myself into this for!!!!!!
Will Ed be in trouble with the boss? Will he stop pestering that Mudokon? Will we ever find out if that Mudokon uses Mr.Cleanser? Find out in the next chapter! Now to a commercial break.
