Chapter 1: The first countdown
Hi. My name is #15 but my friends call me Ed, and right now I'm about to be blown to bits on a rocket along with my girlfriend Sendral." Any last words, 'meddle'," Said #125 who used to be my best friend George. For those who are wondering, a Meddle is a slig who likes a Mudokon. "Traitor! I trusted you, you trashbag!!!" I shouted. "Well it's too late for mocking each other now 'cause I'm sendin' you to the moon. "Hey Butfase? You want to count down the blast off with me?" Butfase was the boss and head glukkon of the Scrabby Patty burger stand factory where I used to work. "Good idea #125! That'll humiliate them one last time," He said. "Blast off in 5,4,3,2...... "My whole life just kinda flashed past my eyes like in movies those last few seconds. Then I came to the part when this whole thing started.....
What will happen to Ed and Sendral? Will some miracle save them, or will they be eating green cheese on the moon the rest of their life? Tune in next time for the answer! (Brought to you by Scrabby Patties. Have you had a brake today?)
