Dave: And after listening to Slipknot for several hours, I decided that blink-182 would be a nice change of pace.
Tom: Dear Lord! Could the X-Box suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on that peice of shit coffee table!
Anna: Dear Lord! Could WipEout suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on something more suited for a coaster than a game!
Danny (and most other members): And then I gave Bush a hug... a big, warm, loving hug. After that I asked him, "Mr. Bush, how do you make the world so perfect?"
Dylan: Agh... those boring art house movies. Who gets this crap?
BiddaMD: Not only is pot bad for your health, it can harm your social life as well...
Leon: Oh, Chris. I love you so much... let's get married!
Chris: Umm... woteva, Surf! I think I'm going st8! Being a sports-loving, homophobic pig iz nawt that bad!
Morgan: Pop-punk? Phht... let me know when they get some talent.
Me: These "punks" don't know what there talking about. What's wrong with the government, capitalism, and Bush? If you ask me, they need to sort out their issues... and play some better music.
And I hate this "anime" stuff, too. There isn't supposed nudity, violence, fowl lnguage, and complex plots in cartoons! Give me Looney Tunes any day of the week!
And on a final note, video games are leading our children down a moral sewer. We should sheild them as much as possible!
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Yeah, I know. They were cliche and really lame, but I'm bored, alright?
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