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05-29-2002, 05:51 PM
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So that's why they are the most powerful nation on earth?
I believe i did say 'Such as' which meant they were examples. I dont really think they are true. Unfortunatly...they are stupid (Most of them; "Hey, im Dubya...i repeat the same joke in 5 states." If you dont get that, then Bush told the same Pretzel joke in 5 speeches in 5 diff states...Sad-Sad little man.)

Fat...well...yes...they are fat...most of them

And eat Burgers alot, this was actually proven on 'Tourist Trap' were the Americans were in a hotel and none of the staff was there. Unlike the Japanese who set out the table for Breakfast, Unlike the Germans who made the food in the kitchen, unlike the Brits who made the food in the kitchen AND served it...The Americans went down to the nearest fast food restaurant and gouged themselves on Burgers...nice.

Oh, and i dont know why they are the most powerfullest nation on Earth, obviously God pitied them for their Americaness and said "Yes, you poor sods...have power." and gave them power...who knows?

(Apologies to all Americans reading this, i dont believe any of it...i just type it.)
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