Things I wouldn't do for a billion dollars
Eat human excrement
Screw someone really famous that is either ugly, think James earl Jones or someone really obese, or crazy people, like h ross perot or pauly shore
Not mutilate, but amputate any part of my body, especially the you know what
Otherwise, I would do just about anything. Who knows, I might even do something totally nutzo because money is really tempting. Mainly I would buy all the gold in the world until the price was high, simultaneously highjacking the worlds economy. Next, IO would sell and loan the gold back at a ridiculously high price and repeat this process indefinitely. Under a code name like Bob of course.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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