[Jacob]

To be fair MMA wasn't a simpleton...ok...maybe he was. But he didn't want to come and just make trouble. He was really into MO and my guess is, is that he actually got a needle tattoo. Told us expecting people to go:

"Wow...that is soooooo kewl!!"

But more people went:

"Geek!!"

And he realised he had just ruined his life.
OR
He lied to have people go:

"WOW...YOUR SOOOOO KEWL!!"

But infact they went:

"GEEK!!"

And so he realised what he had said, so he goes:

"It was a joke...etc"

And then people go:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA...LIEING GEEKY-DORK-FREAK PERSON!!"

And so he blows his top!! And has ago at us (Mainly me) and so...he gets banned...the end.