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LOVE THE STORY!
You must write a book about it!
Now my story.
I was at work, (hangin for the tv with piles of COFFEE!)
But a Jehoseva-Whitnes with strange goat-likelegs and two horns on his head jumped in my roomand grabbed my cup of coffee!
I WAS PRITTY MAD
HE DRUNK IT ALL UP!
I SAID GO TO BLOODY HELL YOU BLOODY JEHOSEVA-ASSHOLE!
And I grabbed my sofa and smahed it to his ugly bloody thing that SUPPOSED to be a face, BUT IT WAS SOOO UGLY!!!
And he was death Jan!
Ah woman screeamed YOU KILLED MY SOCK!
I said that was not a sock, but a demonic Jehoseva-Whitnes.
The moman said OOOOOH THANK YOU! YOUR MY HERO!
And then we had a great time in bed.
THE BLOODY END!
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This is were Gluk Shmuck walks in and says...ahem:
"Whats wrong with Jehova's witness'!? Have you got a problem with that religion?
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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