Correction:
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
We can understand each other...
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.
We like tourism
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
Kriek is delicious. By the way, I even heard of people using bones.
4. You are either:
a. like the Dutch, just less efficient,
b. like the French, just less romantic,
c. like the Germans.
Fortunately we are not like the American...
5. Decent chips. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
Oh yeah!
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French, and they make fun of you.
We make fun of them too.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
At least they come out.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares.
That's the fun, isn't it ?
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
Some are both
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?
How much did you get in geography?
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