[oddling]

Hi gimmecoffee I'm Oddling.(jumps up and down franticaly with cup of coffee in hands)Don't mind me,It's just that I got coffee and I'm not supposed to.(Grabs trampoline and jumps still with coffee in hands,then jumps too high and coffee spills on new carpet.)NOOOOOOO!!!!!!My coffee!!!Moms gonna be home in 10 minutes!!!!And it's all over da new carpet I'm doomed!!!!I know,I'll spill coffee all over da carpet so it'll look like the whole carpet is da color of da coffee stain!!!(Goes to store and buys 80 bags of coffee singing "They got an afful lot a coffee in Brazil!!!")There all done.(Just then mom steps in door and realizes carpet is wet)Mom:Why is the carpet wet?Me:Uhhhh I put a special cleaner on it so it'll last longer?(Crosses fingers and hope she falls for it)Mom:Why is the carpet coffee colored then?Me:Uhhhh It's just the cleaner seeping in?Mom:And why does it smell like coffee?Me:Errrr it's coffee sented?Mom:Where did you get coffee sented carpet cleaner?Me:Uhhhh internet?Mom:Okay thanks for cleaning the carpet.(Walks up stairs to kitchen and sees 80 empty coffee bags when I realized in horrid dispare I just got foster parents)As you can see I'm an idiot who likes to be funny.Welcome to da forums and COFFEE ROCKS!!!!

Oddling