Rettikk(oops, I mean Danny) I renounce socialism and communism! If religion is an opiate, shoot me up Scotty! I bow at the almighty mahogany shrine the is the DOW. Long live capitalism and greed!
Sydney: I find it perfectly moral to imprison beefstock and enslave them, afterwards methodically killing them and eating their delicious flesh. I eat three steaks and three hamburgers a day and I wash all of the disease riddin red meat down with A 1 and Sweet Baby Ray's style barbecue sauces!
Now, non forumers
Tom morrelo: **** workers. I say if they were stupid enough to work for Disney in a slaveshop they deserve it.
Hillary Clinton: I hate New York. I mean who cares if i lose votes. And if I am not reelcted it is because I am a victim of a vast left wing conspiracy.
Chris Matthews: As a change of pase, I will refrain from screaming and interrupting everyone
Entities and Businesses
Ford: They may be flaming deathtraps but they're American Made deathtraps, by dammit!
Botox: All the braindead celebrities are injecting their faces with bacteria, why not you! We guarantee it won't affect you painfully. At least, not that much pain!
Mcdonalds: We love to see you cry! We are all sadists who love children and clowns to much! And, take a wild guess at what that special sauce is made of!
Microsoft: We assure you the Xbox is not doing good! IT COST US BILLIONS OF DOLLARS! Bill Gates was reduced to weeping like a school girl after the third quarter reports! Have you no decency! Buy the damn XBOXS! we know where you live...
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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