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Originally posted by Silversnow
I've got just one thing to say.
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Gosh, I love hypocrits. *laughs*
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If anyone ever starts talking about Pokémon again, I'll post a pic of me, naked, pissed and eating a bunch of Pokémon cards. Then I'm gonna make all TV channels in the world show that pic 24 hours a day.
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Go on ;) I dare you. This I want to see.
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And when the creators of Pokémon sees that, they're gonna go sad and cancel everything that has got anything to do with Pokémon. And when they do that, the aliens will invade since they don't have to be afraid of being brainwashed by Pokémon.
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Conclusion: Tolerate pokémon, they're saving us from invasion. ;)
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So us humans has got to run to Mars where the Marsians plays cards. But we don't know the rules so we will be kicked away. Then we go to that planet closest to sun, but all the dirt under our nails will take fire and the planet will explode so we have to go to Pluto, but there's too cold. Then the Marsians will come and chase us to the dark universe, unless we're already there since then we're gonna have to go to the light. And there we're gonna be underpaid illegal slaves under Darth Vader. But when we say "Ave, the lord with the ford!" his concentration will break so he trips on a banana and drops the mask. And when Leia sees his face she'll see that it is her father and she'll demand her pocketmoney that she didn't get 20 years ago. Then Vader will punch her so Vader get's arrested for violence, and the Deathstar will be taken over by some Wookies that didn't have anything better to do. But they'll blow it up. And in there was Leias icecream machine, so she'll be even more angry and strangle Chewbacca, that strangles her back. And then Luke's gonna be sad since he was in love with Leia, but then Leia's drivinglicense will fall out of her pocket and Luke will see that it was his sister so it didn't matter that much that she's dead. But then Luke will slip on the banana and accidentaly turn off the video so everyone in there must die, including us. Then we're gonna go to hell and be forced to play in a low-bugdet soap with devils and lawyers. But God will come down and ask us if we want to get some coke and cookies with him. But we don't want to since the teeth goes all dirty and no one in hell has heard of a toothbrush. So God gets angry and kills us. So humanity will die.
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First of all, don't you know that the Martians will die of cold? (War Of The Worlds)
Secondly: Star Wars! *points a finger* You're no better than those you condemn! ;)
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But this don't have to happen if NO ONE EVER posts ANYTHING about Pokémon again!!!!!
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How about you just don't read the posts? Fair suggestion of mine if you ask me.
*chuckle* *just so couldn't resist*
- TyA