[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

... the ability to turn into a small puddle of water. Think of the possibilities! I'd be able to hide anywhere... nobody would ever think that that small puddle of water next to the flowerpot on the windowsill could possibly be listening in on their conversation! And I could turn into steam and fly around and explore. I could evaporate up into the clouds and fall as rain and land on someone's washing. I could go wherever water exists. Cool, eh?

Today, I ate some...