[Jacob]

'The people you trust the most are the people who hurt you the worst.' - (Learned through experience.)

'Who needs family...ok, so the Orphans do...but thats irrelevant.' - (Made it up)

'Not gay, just unusually happy.' - (Made it up)

'Idea for stopping Starvation: Fat people...Ethiopians...Fat people...Ethiopians...the answer is riiiight there.' - (Me and a group of friends.)

'I believe this is a "Muahahahahahaaaa" moment...ok, we kill him first and then its a "Muahahahahahahaaa" moment.' - (Made it up)

'If it wasn't for my wrists i'd have nothing to slash. Yey wrists.' - (A friend)

'You really know how good a friend is when you get bitten in the privates by a highly venomous snake, in a desert and have only 10 mins to survive.' - (My barber made that up)

God: "It is time...time to make it all come to a end."

Angel: "Ahem...sire, your watch is wrong."

God: "Oh...so, what time is it really?"

Angel: "Five hours past the apocalypse..."

God: "Shit(!)"

(^^By me^^)