[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

At another of the boards I visit, they're compiling cool/funny quotes people have made there. There's a 'from the forums' bit at the top of the main page, which displays a random quote every time the page loads or is refreshed.
These are all GENUINE quotes people (myself included; see if you can guess which ones are mine!) have made there (as you can see, we have a slightly leftfield sense of humour!):

- For shame! Poke yourself in the eye with a pointed stick!
- Bring Her Down To Crippletown sounds a bit like The Pet Shop Boys.
- Who are Wimbledon? Is that where the Wombles play?
- One needs to spam.
- I love Edge too. It's a gay magazine in the states, right?
- But I didn't mention my poo-anywhere special power.
- Can't Sleep...Clowns Will Eat Me...
- I love Jaffa Cakes!
- Have you two got some weird poo-fetish thing going on?
- Best uses for an XBox: draft excluder, coffee table, foot rest, making toast and crumpets, weight lifting, hammer toss (in the olympics) using the controller, step ladder.
- oooooh, chocolate hobnobs!
- Are you being a sarky twonk?
- Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
- Et voila, a unique and surreal necklace!
- I see, Mr. Burger. And what, exactly, is my attitude?
- An ounce of weed and a copy of Rez. A good combination, so I've heard.
- Thou shalt not kill. Bummer of a paradox there then.
- There's loads of lunatics on bicycles is what there is.
- Like I said elsewhere, IGN is awesome! You all know it!!!! ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!
- My posts are so good that I'm going to start charging people to read them.
- Woo Hoo! Die Die!
- Ireland lost. Got laid though.
- Silly bugger.
- Am I the only one who thinks a crematorium burns bodies?
- Skipping school to play games? I only did it once guv'nor, I swear!

So anyway, the point I'm making is this: if we all burrow through the forums looking for good stuff (can be funny, uplifting, a 'legendary' post that everyone remembers, etc) and post it here, maybe Kris or Syd could do a 'from the forums' bit on one of their sites, or if we get enough, a whole page of them, which could be called the 'OF Quote Book'.

They have to be genuine posts that people have made; you can't make any up just for this topic. And you can correct spelling and grammar, but don't twist them to make them funnier or anything.
It's probably best if we just submit our own; on this other board I'm talking about we submit any of each others' that we think look good, as well as our own, but there are so many people and so much activity here that we'd probably get so many duplicates.

So, get searching. Fleep.