I would have to have one like...Ermmmm:
"I'm gay, so feel free to shunt me from behind."
(^^ I like this one.^^)
or
"If you can read this i have a clear shot of your head."
(^^Thats quite a shitty one, but still.^^)
or
"You want to complain about my driving? Call the federal Police department. I'm prisoner 803795."
(^^Also a crappy one, and also one that wouldn't be funny outside the US.^^)
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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