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Originally posted by pinkgoth2
It's also my belief that if God is the way christians portray him, then he'd just be like a child with a gun. Having the power without the responsibility.
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God: Johnah, go and tell those people off because I'm too lazy!
Johnah: Yeah, sure.
God: Why didn't you do what I told you to do? I'll set my whale/shark on you!
Johnah: **** you!
God: *sets the whale/shark on Johnah*
Johnah: Okay, God, I'll do what you want!
Tom: According to the Bible, God is petty. Very petty! Petty and evil, in fact.
God: *electricutes Tom*