[EVP_Glukkon]

(Lights cig)

I wanna take ere dis moment to show OUR thanks, to the.. the BREAD WINNER... the FORUM KEEPER, the one and only PRESIDENT ALCAR!

Now I HEAR dere's been a lotta bad press bout' dis guy from a few of them low life dirtbags round' distribution and sub-level department that Alcar anit doin' enough for dis place.

WELL LET ME TELL THE LOT OF YA, YA BETTER SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT OR ELSE! YA HEAR?!

(Slig rushes in and whispers to my ear)
Huh? Alcar is a mud? WHAT?!

CANCEL THIS CONFERENCE, GET THE HECK OUT OF ERE, ALL OF YA'LL GET BACK TO WORK!