Well this one time just last week I was in Town of Salem with my gf and I named myself Fozzy Bear because we already had a Kermit and Miss Piggy. I was a medium, and was pretty sure I was gonna die so I decided to fuck around and just ask for it every single day.
I spent the entire game looking up shitty puns to preach every single day like:
SO THE OTHER DAY I GOT LAID OFF FROM THE CALENDAR DEPARTMENT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ALL I DID WAS TAKE A DAY OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WACKA WACKA!!!
WACKA WACKA SO THE OTHER DAY THIS GUY AT WORK WAS TELLIN ME THE REASON I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK WITH THE LADIES IS BECAUSE I'M FAT AND UGLY. BUT EVERY TIME I GET NAKED IN THE BATHROOM, THE SHOWER GETS TURNED ON! SO I GUESS HE WAS WRONG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SO ANYWAY, I HEARD THAT BRITNEY SPEARS DROPPED SOME WOMAN'S BABY ON THE WAY TO THE RED CARPET! I BET SHE WAS ALL LIKE "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WACKA WACKA!!!!
SO THE NEXT DAY WE WENT ON A SAFARI TRIP. AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE GOT OUT OF THE JEEP WHEN WE PULLED UP TO SOME WARTHOGS TO MAKE FUN OF EM. WE KEPT TELLIN HIM TO GET BACK IN, HE'S JUST GONNA GET BORED TO DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhh he never came back..... WACKA WACKA....?
MAN YOU KNOW IT'S SO HARD TO EXPLAIN THESE PUNS TO YOU BUNCH OF KLEPTOMANIACS! YOU GUYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY! AAAAAAAAAAAAH WACKA WACKA!!!!
WHAT DID THE HURRICANE SAY TO THE PALM TREE? BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS, BECAUSE THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOWJOB! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WACKA WACKA WACKA WACKA WACKA WACKA!!!
I continued this for several minutes in the dead chat until the game was over.
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