Three scientists are stood together at the NASA space exploration summit, an American, a Russian and an Irishman.
The American scientist puffs up his chest proudly and says: "we were the first to land a man on the moon!"
The Russian scientist presses his hands into his hips and declares: "that may be, but we were the first to send a man into space!"
The Irishman smirks and points a finger into the air: "that's nothing, we're going to send a man to the sun!"
The other two scientists look at each other in disbelief. "You can't put a man on the sun, he'll burn up before he even gets close!"
The Irishman dismisses them with a wave of his hand, "aye we're not stupid; we're gonna go at night time!"
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
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