Most embarrassing thing you've done in public
I'm bored, so I'm gonna start a funny. This thread has probably been created years before eventually being thrown into the Necrum burial grounds, but eh. Just tell me the stupidest, most humiliating thing you've done in public and we can laugh about it.
For me, the most embarrassing thing I can remember right now happened a few months ago when I was out shopping with my mother. We had just bought a new house and we were deciding on common household furniture, utilities and appliances and all... Of course we were going at this at a pretty slow rate, but things were progressively coming together. We were going through one of the kitchen isles of Target and I was talking about all the weird things we've never actually had - like a toaster oven or a fryer. Then the subject came up of wienie roasters. I forget the exact kind of chatter that was going back and forth, but being the retard I am, I inevitably screwed up by saying something along the lines of "we should get one of those things so we can do a spit-roast". There was like one guy in the same isle who had a minor reaction to that and my mother just sort of looked away without saying anything. After like a minute I started elaborating what I meant by talking about how much better hotdogs are when they're roasted or grilled.
I didn't know what they called those appliances. And I'm dyslexic, which probably didn't help. I was thinking about the words "spatula", "roast", "wienie", and for some reason I was also thinking of spittoons - probably because of the garden pots nearby.
You know, some people have their limits when it comes to what they're okay with revealing to their parents - even if they're irrational. The thing I feel most uncomfortable with is accidentally reminding my mom that I have a sexuality, and realizing that she of course knows. Now I'll always know that she knows where I heard that word: the internet....
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